I Love Waking Up to Really Loud LawnMowers. #PieceOfMind Just Fucking Love it.

August 25, 2012 at 9:29 am (Uncategorized)

Example: You wake up all groggy and tired. Haven’t even had Caffeine yet. Head to the computer to Read your RSS Feeds. But you gotta launch iTunes and play something to block-out the noise of the goddamned neighbors’ mowing lawns with the loudest lawn mowers ever made. It’s just a giant “hum” permeating the entire neighborhood. And these aren’t the little push kind, they are the big bad riding mowers; like the one Forest Gump drove in that movie–but larger and louder.

And the best part is, you can’t even focus on what you’re reading.

And who wears a fucking Hard Hat while riding a mower? Are you in the band “Devo”? You look like a fucking moron. And you are not going to get hurt if you fall off the thing. It only goes 5 miles per hour. You old wanker!

Jolly Fucking Day!

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1 Comment

  1. harmony60 said,

    Paul: Oh Wow – I hope your day gets better – Happy Saturday – Hugs & Love – Ty Xo 🙂

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