1. Soft Pretzels and Yellow Mustard
2. RockStar Energy Drink
3. Beef Jerky
4. Steak Sandwiches: Hell Yeah, but No Cheese!
5. Rib-Eye Steak
6. Iced Tea
7. Bul Go Gi (Korean BBQ)
8. Kalbi Beef (Korean BBQ)
9. Slurpies (All Flavors, Except Blueberry)
10. Orange Juice
11. Lemon Juice
13. Cesar Salad with Croutons: Oil & Vinegar Dressing
I might need to hit a grocery store today. But, yeah, these are some of my favorite foods. List yours in the comments.
Example: You wake up all groggy and tired. Haven’t even had Caffeine yet. Head to the computer to Read your RSS Feeds. But you gotta launch iTunes and play something to block-out the noise of the goddamned neighbors’ mowing lawns with the loudest lawn mowers ever made. It’s just a giant “hum” permeating the entire neighborhood. And these aren’t the little push kind, they are the big bad riding mowers; like the one Forest Gump drove in that movie–but larger and louder.
And the best part is, you can’t even focus on what you’re reading.
And who wears a fucking Hard Hat while riding a mower? Are you in the band “Devo”? You look like a fucking moron. And you are not going to get hurt if you fall off the thing. It only goes 5 miles per hour. You old wanker!
Jolly Fucking Day!
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